His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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