I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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