Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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