She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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