me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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