Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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