Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Drake has all the answers
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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