next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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