Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i think i have herpe
just one?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
my being single is dangerous.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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