just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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