I'm really into asian looking animals
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
there was a trapeze. enough said
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
