Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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