You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Watching her eat just hurts me
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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