sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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