they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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