I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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