East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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