I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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