come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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