billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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