I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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