Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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