the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just invented taco cereal.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN