Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
It was confusing and full of hummus
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Enjoy the penises
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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