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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!

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  I see a marketing opportunity

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Parents weekend was a success.

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  Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...

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  Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.

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  On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.

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• (925): View more from California

  Drunk texting is the poetry of my life

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  My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.

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• (530): View more from California

  My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...

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