Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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