Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
this hospital has no fireball
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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