I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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