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I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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