Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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