Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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