Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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