quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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