You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
