Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize
