My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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