Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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