Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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