im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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