is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i want to fuck
it's pretty self explanatory
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.