I got chris browned last night
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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