idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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