garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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