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Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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