What a fucking waste of an outfit
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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