C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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