I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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