Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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