These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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