You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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