just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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