he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
