you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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