shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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