the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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