Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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