Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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