The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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