summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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