RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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