i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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